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Reserved for the best of the best. You would drink this beer anywhere, anytime; love every sip, and even drive 500 miles (and I would walk 500 more) or more to get it. Creates feelings in people they don’t often understand. |
| Exceptional, possessing a great taste or singular uniqueness (in a good way) that separates it as above other good beers. In fact, these beers are so good, you feel compelled to buy them whenever you see them. | ![]() |
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Very good, better than average taste, but not possessing anything quite unique enough to be considered truly exceptional. |
| Average Beer with average taste. Nothing that would stand out, but still a good beer while you’re drinking it and you wouldn’t hesitate to drink it again, or recommend it to a friend. | ![]() |
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Drinkable beer that would get you through a night of darts and poker, or camping next to a river. Better in large quantities, and possesses the magical ability to raise in rating the more you drink. |
| Weak, undesirable, or tasteless, you could muscle through drinking it if there was nothing else, but given the choice you would have something else, and would avoid buying this ever again. | ![]() |
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If you can drink ram’s piss, you can drink anything. You would rather give up drinking beer than finish whatever this is supposed to be. |








